Hello, Narcissism

Hello, TV. Yes, I hear you. Please stop telling me it’s all about me.

Hello, Facebook. Yes, I see you. Please stop telling me it’s all about my “fabulous life.”

Hello, YouTube. Yes, I see you. Please stop telling me to broadcast myself.

Hello, new age religion. Yes, I feel you. Please stop telling me to realize myself.

Hello, LinkedIn. Yes, I see you. Please stop telling me to promote myself.

Hello, Instagram. Yes, I see you. Please stop telling me to hashtag carefully edited snapshots of my life.

Hello, Twitter. Yes, I see those tweets. Please stop telling me to quip my way into the hearts of my audience, invisible or not.

Hello, America. Yes, I hear you, and I see you. Please stop telling me it’s all about me, all about us.

It’s not about me!

Pop my ego bubble!

Give it to me straight!

I can take it!

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